I'm a girl with heart. with passion. A little snark, a little sass. That's what you get from a theatre performance major. When everything is too much, when it all keeps swirling around in my head--here I am tumblr. the musings, rantings, and writing snippets of my enchanted mind. oh, the price of a creative soul.
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50The points mattered to someone
This is the greatest post to have ever appeared on my dash.
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biteythevillain:
The Titanic theme played on the recorder. Oh my god there are actually tears coming out of my eyes. The recorder is the most majestic of instruments
omg the pain my ears are feeling right now
MOST MAJESTIC NIGHT OF FINALS 2011
MAY IT LIVE IN INFAMY
this ended 10 minutes ago and I’m still laughing
I. HATE. EVERYTHING. THIS. IS.
LOLOLOLOL.
THIS MADE MY NIGHT.
this is so beautiful and majestic ♥
wtf……………………….i don’t even know what to say i think im losing my mind i can’t stop laughing and i don’t know what to do anymore
WORD OF ADVICE: IF YOU ARE EVER HAVING A BAD DAY JUST LISTEN TO THIS OH MY GOD
I’M WEARING EARPHONES AND I THINK MY EYES ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO EXPLODE
Funny story. In second grade we were required to play the recorder. For some reason, I couldn’t figure out how the fuck to play anything more complicated than hot cross buns, so I would pretend to play when we were playing. And then some asshole told on me.
Help these are actual tears………
aaahhHHHHAHAHA FUCK
i’M SORRY……
jESUSscHSIT TAYLro NO
I FUCKING SNORTED I LAUGHED SO HARD. OMFG. HAHAHAHA.
Edit: This gif needed to be put here
I’m crying and peeing from laughing so hard send halp
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I need this! Holy cheese wiz!
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Article Six of the constitution:
Both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.
Interesting.
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I mean I do love video games, but I love Mr. Feeny and learning too.
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I’ve lost three pounds!
Only like, 12 more to go.
- Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
- JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
- Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
- JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
- Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
- JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
- Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
- JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
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that my college education is destroying me financially. Destroying my family financially.My dad works constantly to keep us afloat and send my sister and I to college. My tuition is continually rising and my scholarships just aren’t enough. It kills me every time my dad says “it’s fine, stop worrying about it.” because I do worry about him. The stress I’m putting him through so I can better myself and my life. It makes me want to cry. I can’t handle doing this to my family, so I can get a higher education that may or may not benefit my future in my related field or any job.
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